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'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'
'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'
'We scored eight goals last week.'
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
'It makes the game more interesting, doesn't it?'
"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."
It was not my day.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
Tags:soccer, football, futbol, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, self-esteem, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, hurt feelings, safe space, safe spaces, participation trophy, participation trophies, politically correct, political correctness, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, preserve, preserves, preserving, feelings
Saving a Heart
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"I must ask for a rise, the boss told me I was the biggest drawback the club's ever had."
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
'He's a great goalkeeper! Best of all he'll work for peanuts.'
Santa 'Swiss Cheese' Claus.
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
Tags:goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, goalie, goalies, goal tender, goal tenders, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, position, positions, positioned, positioning, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, player, players, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, goal tender, goal tenders, tender, tenders, mask, masks, smiley face, smiley faces, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculous, silly, silliness, warn, warns, warning, warned, warnings, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Giovanni C., Penalty Killer
Tags:goal, goals, goalie, goalies, penalty, penalties, penalty shootout, penalty shootouts, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, keeper, keepers, assassin, assassins, hit man, hit men, hitman, hitmen, hit, hits, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, professional killer, professional killers
Money and Football
"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"
Tags:referee, referees, ref, refs, vanishing spray, vanishing sprays, goal, goals, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, penalty, penalties, foul, fouls, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, cheater, cheaters, cheating, cheat, cheats, sports official, sports officials, match fixing, match fixer, match fixers