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"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."
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The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
Tags:toes, toe, flexible, flexibility, reach, reaching, reaches, yoga, yogi, exercise, exercising, exercised, arm, arms, touch your toes, mat, mats, bend, bending, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, feeling, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, image, image, age, ageing, aged, ages, growing, growing old, mid life, middle age, middle aged, healthy, lifestyle, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"He was doing just fine till he choked on one of those flexible straws."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, icu, intensive care unit, i.c.u., death, choking, choked, straw, straws, plastic straw, plastic straws, flexible, drinking straw, drinking straws, drink, drinks, drinking, bad news, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, mourning, grieving, bereaved, hospital food, hospital meals, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.
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"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."
"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, flexible, yom kippur, holy day, holy days, religious holiday, religious holidays, religious, religion, judaism, jewish, shiksa, gentile, gentiles, woman, women, date, dates, dating, non-jewish
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'Your first lesson is free.'
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'
'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Tags:yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, free time, unemployed, unemployment, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, fire, fired, retire, retired, retiring, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga position, yoga positions, job loss, job losses, flexible, flexibility
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!
"The Benefits Agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."
The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.
The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance
'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'
'When I asked if you were flexible, I metyour hours, Hicks.'
"You do yoga like a guy."
Tags:sexist, sexists, reverse sexism, reversal, reversals, reversing, expectation, expectations, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, yoga, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, hegemony, misandry, misandrist, gender stereotype, stereotypical, exercise, exercises, flexible, flexibility
"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"
Tags:pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, garden gnome, garden gnomes, gnome, flexible, retirement, money, lump, sum, grade, gnomes, retirement package, retirement packages, splurge, splurges, splurging, savings, savings account, savings accounts, surprise, surprises, bad surprise, bad surprises
'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'