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"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
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"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
Tags:minivan, minivans, car, cars, road, roads, parents, parent, mom, mum, dad, family, families, food, snacks, healthy food, health food, natural food, middle-class families, middle-class family, soccer mum, soccer mom, soccer mums, suburbs, suburban life, suburban family, suburban culture, middle-age, childhood obesity
Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.
"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, up late, bedtime, bedtimes, past bedtime, pretend, pretending, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, couple, couples, marriages, difficult relationship, diffiult relationships, relationships, pretence, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, middle class, middle class life, soccer mom, soccer moms, suburbia, suburban life, divorce, divorcing, divorced
"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mother, motherhood, soccer mom, soccer moms, competitive parent, competitive parents, socialising, socializing, antisocial, introvert, introverts, moving class, moving classes, competitive mother, competitive mothers, school, schools, complain, complaining
"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"
Vive La Résistance.
Tags:soccer, soccer mom, soccer moms, football, footballs, story, stories, moral, lesson, lessons, pressure, pressures, social pressure, social-pressure, social pressures, social-pressures, peer-pressures, peer pressure, peer pressures, peer-pressure, suburbia, suburb, suburbs, children, kids, kid, child, free, freedom, quit, quitting, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyed, enjoys, unenjoyable, competitive, parody, parodies, relatable
"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
Tags:vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football, football match, football matches, futbol, parent, parents, parenting, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer practice, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, horn, horns, noisemaker, noisemakers, tournament, tournaments, competition, competitions
Tags:moms, mom, mums, mum, mothers, mother, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer mum, soccer mums, poker, poker player, poker players, poker enthusiasts, poker entusiast, pushy parents, pushy parent, supportive parents, supportive parents, suburbia, suburban, suburban life, suburbs, gambling, children, childhood, modern childhood
"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
Tags:transition, transitions, transitioning, soccer mom, soccer moms, nascar, nascar dad, nascar dads, modern life, modern lives, parent, parents, parenting, gender reassignment, gender reassignment surgery, gender reassignment surgeries, cliche, cliches, change, changes, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'
'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'
Soccer Moms Against Corruption
'The way he kicked me before birth, I knew I was destined to be a soccer mom.'
'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.'
Soccer Moms Without Kids.
'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'
'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'
'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'
'Bev has become the neighborhood soccer mom.'
'Meet my 'Soccer Mom' and 'Basketball Dad'.'
'Meet my 'Soccer Mom' and 'Basketball Dad'.'
The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.
'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'