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'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:sprain, sprains, sprained ankle, sprained ankles, bandage, bandages, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, sporting injury, sporting injuries, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, blood circulation, blood circulations, team medic, team medics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'
Tags:american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, playing, played, plays, player, players, injury, injured, injuring, injuries, sports injury, sporting injury, the game ball, good news, broken leg, broken arm, broken arms, broken legs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'
Just Do It. Just Did It.
'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'
A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,
'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'
'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'
Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!
'Looks like you pulled a hamstring.'
'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'
'Um, I believe you misspelled...'
Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.
'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'
'He sprained his wrist inserting the exercise DVD.'
'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'
Best Actor Award.
Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.
Tags:spring, springs, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, sporting injury, sports injury, sports injuries, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball player, baseball players, baseball injury, baseball injuries, medic, medics, time out, time outs, timeout, timeouts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'
Tags:injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sporting injury, sporting injuries, sport injuries, sports injuries, spork, sporks, cutlery, fork, forks, jabbed, jab, jabs, jabbing, eat, eating, sling, impressive, impressed, impresses, eat, eating, eaten, eats, clumsy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys