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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuit, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."
Tags:cape cod, the cape, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leisure, relax, relaxation, stress, stressed, stressful, beach, beaches, summer, summertime, summer vacation, summer holiday, season, seasons, beach bum, beach bums, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, swimsuit, swimsuits, ocean, sea, massachusetts
"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."
Tags:bathing suit, bathing suits, self-conscious, self conscious, self-consciousness, self consciousness, swim suit, swim suits, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, bikini, bikinis, public nakedness, sunbather, sunbathers, sunbathing, public decency, beach, beaches, seaside, vain, vanity, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
The Emperor's New Speedo
Tags:emperor, emperors, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, parable, parables, bikini, bikini cut, bikini cuts, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, good-looking, ugly, silly-looking, position of power, positions of power, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers
"Hey, lady - your butt is eating up your bikini."
Tags:wedgie, wedgies, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimwear, swimming costume, swimming costumes, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, trendy, trendiness, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, butt, butts, bum, bums, fashion faux pas, fashion police, fashionista, fashionistas, shame, shames, shaming, naive, naivete, alluring
'Not that sort of pool party.'
"Who knew they made dog thongs?"
Victorian summer. Sunburnt shins.
Tags:victorian values, victorian morals, 19th century, nineteenth century, historian, historians, dress code, dress codes, modest, moral, morals, morality, swimming costume, swimming costumes, sunburn, sunburns, modesty, fashion, clothes, style, swimwear, swimming, suntan, suntans, sunburnt, health, beauty, clothes, doctor, health warning
'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'
"Because when a guy wears them on the beach, people speed the other way."
"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."
Tags:hippo, hippos, hippopotomous, wick, wicking, sweat, sweats, sweating, chafe, chafes, chafing, moisture-wicking, fabrics, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, fabric, moist, moisture, fashion, clothes, clothing, swimsuit, bathing suit, chafe, chafing, waterhole, water holes, waterholes, water holes
'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'
'You're wearing wool?'
Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"
"Damn it, Chalmers, can't that wait until at least July?"
Tags:excitement, excited, exciting, meeting, meetings, beach ball, beach balls, causal friday, casual fridays, business casual, business professional, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, beach, beaches, beach party, pool, pools, pool party, swim, swimwear, bathing suit, bathing suits, swim trunks, swimming costume, swimming costumes, summer, summertime, july, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, office, offices
"In an animal print eyesore! Frankly a three point deduction ought to be a automatic for such garish attire."
'Ew, gross! The Wilkinses tried to spice up their Christmas letter this year by making it a swimsuit edition!'
Dog covering up on the beach.
"That's what I call coastal pollution."
"This look is very popular at the beach."
'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'
'How do you like my new bikini?' - 'I hope it's non-shrink.'
'Make mine a D-cup.'
'That reminds me - how's your father?'