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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
Tags:resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards
The all-swimsuit issue
'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'
'Personnel said I should see you about getting into the office pool.'
"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."
Tags:fashion, fashions, style, styles, swimwear, swimming costume, clothing, suit, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, fat, large, heavy, overweight, husky, executive, executives, business, businessman, businesses, businessmen, assistant, assistants, receptionist, receptionists, personal assistant, secretary, secretaries, summer, summertime, ocean
"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, bikinis, swimming pools, skimpy outfit, skimpy outfits, dress code, dress code, swimwear, swim wear, swimsuits, overprotective, over-protective, father, fathers, dad, dads, bikini, modesty, fashions, swimming pool, swim, sweats, father, under this, teenage daughter, teenage daughters, teen daughter, teen daughters
'I've been going over your performance review and to tell you the truth, I'm not very happy with these swimsuit scores.'
'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'
"Soory, Mr. WIlliams... I guess it's taking me a bit of time to re-adjust after my vacation!"
"I want something like this but in a bathing suit."
Tags:men’s fashions, summer, men, shopping, fitness, old age, middle age, bathing suits, bathing suit, fashion choice, fashion choices, body conscious, body consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, formal dresser, formal dressers, formally dressed, swimwear, customer, customers, customer is always right, mankoff
Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.
Ban budgie smugglers
Tags:budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, budgerigars, birds, smugglers, smuggling, swimming suit, swimming suits, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers, summer wear, summerwear, protest, protests, bathing suit, bathing suits, budgerigar, bird, swimwear, swimwears, smuggler, bathers, togs, animal, animal rights, beach, summer, australia, protest
"Who knew they made dog thongs?"
"The holiday guidance on our forms refers to inoculations, not swimwear!"
"I'm beached body ready."
Victorian summer. Sunburnt shins.
Tags:victorian values, victorian morals, 19th century, nineteenth century, historian, historians, dress code, dress codes, modest, moral, morals, morality, swimming costume, swimming costumes, sunburn, sunburns, modesty, fashion, clothes, style, swimwear, swimming, suntan, suntans, sunburnt, health, beauty, clothes, doctor, health warning
The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.
Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .
'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'
'Some of us are doomed to be crowd pleasers. . .'
'Why do they call it the 'boy cut' suit? Because it lures you with its boyish good looks only to obliterates your self-confidence moments later.'
'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?'
"Damn it, Chalmers, can't that wait until at least July?"
Tags:excitement, excited, exciting, meeting, meetings, beach ball, beach balls, causal friday, casual fridays, business casual, business professional, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, beach, beaches, beach party, pool, pools, pool party, swim, swimwear, bathing suit, bathing suits, swim trunks, swimming costume, swimming costumes, summer, summertime, july, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, office, offices
'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'