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'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, water park, water parks, fun fair, fun fairs, couple, couples, kissing, smooching, snogging, lover, lovers, love, animal, animals, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, fin, fins, shark fin, shark fins, oblivious, horror, bad date, bad dates
'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'
Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'
"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."
'Come out with your fins up!'
'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'
"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."
"Do you think I should get a tail job?"
'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'
'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'
"All I said was 'BOO'."
Tags:prank, fish, clown fish, clown, creepy clowns, boo!, fright, terror, scream, mask, scary clowns, joke, practical joke, practical joker, scared to death, water, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, aquarium, marine, pet store, fishy, swimming, death, dead, kill, killed
"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."
Scary clown fish
Tags:fish, halloween, halloween mask, clown fish, scary clown fish, scared to death, practical joke, pranks, floater, scary clowns, killer clowns, horror movie, water, slow lane, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, scuba, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, boo, aquarium, marine, fishy, swimming
'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'
Oh, they evolve so quickly, don't they?
Tags:evolve, evolution, evolving, evolves, change, changing, changes, growing up, fish, fishes, palm tree, fin, fins, cry, cries, tear, tears, upset, sad, sadden, saddened, record, recorded, camcorder, camcorders, video, videoing, coconut, coconuts, tadpole, tadpoles, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'
Tags:shark, sharks, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, teeth, tooth, fin, fins, flipper, flippers, diver, divers, scuba diver, scuba divers, stuck, mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, self conscious, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'
Fish with Oars.
'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'