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TV Selfie Stick
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, tech, modern technology, modern technologies, selfie stick, selfie sticks, selfie-stick, selfies-sticks, selfie, selfies, impractical, impracticality, trend, trends, following trends, modern trends, fad, fads, modern fads, tv, tvs, television, televisions
Castle in the Clouds
Tags:mountain, mountains, castle, castles, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy castle, fairy castles, fairy tale castles, fairy tale castles, castle in the clouds, oxygen, oxygen tanks, oxygen tank, high altitude, high altitudes, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, impractical, impracticality, tanker, tankers, breathing, oxygen, lack of oxygen, oxygen deprived, oxygen deprivation
The Tiny Phone.
Tags:phones, phone, landline, landlines, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, tiny, mini, miniature, miniatures, noise, noises, ring, ringing, rings, panel, panels, small, minuscule, impractical, unfeasible, tininess, mislaid, lost, losing, loses, hidden, mystery, mysteries, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythical, find, finding, search, searching, searched, searches
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, tread mill, tread mills, tread-mills, tread-mills, exercise machines, exercise machines, exercising machines, exercising machine, running machine, running machines, office, offices, office workers, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, mistake, mistaken, misconception, misconceived, oblivious, health conscious, health obsessed, healthy living, healthy lifestyle, exercised obsessed, exercise obsession, exercise obsession disorder, treadmill desks, treadmill desks, tread mill desk, tread-mill desk, running machine desks, running machine desks, losing weight, lose weight, obese, obesity, over weight, overweight, office walking desk, office walking desks, health craze, health fad, impractical, impracticality, blind, blindness, right under your nose
"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"
The world's most unemployable family
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, child, children, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employable, unemployable, unemployment, useless, useless career, useless degree, dead-end, handwriting analyst, handwriting analysts, art, artist, artists, repairman, repairmen, appliance repairmen, appliance repairman, door-to-door, door-to-door sales, sales, salesman, salesmen, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, encyclopedia, profession, professions, professional, professionals, hopeless, no hope, job hunting, job search, looking for jobs, recruiting, recruitment, impractical, worthless
"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
The Emersons at Home
Tags:emerson, ralph waldo emerson, human soul, one thing in the world of value, value, valuation, valuation, valuations, active soul, active souls, poet, poets, practical, practical concern, practical concerns, impractical, practicality, home repair, home repairs, diy, do it yourself, head in the clouds, space cadet, excuse, excuses, manual labor, manual labour, husband, husbands, division of labor, division of labour, household, households, writer, writers, author, authors
'Go get a smaller ball!'
Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.
"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."
"He was much more effective in the field."
Tags:farm, farms, farmer, farmers, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, remote working, remote worker, remote workers, modern technology, modern technologies, working remotely, digital nomad, digital nomads, field of work, effective, effectiveness, impractical, impracticality, telecommute, telecommuting, telecommuter, telecommuters, ecommuter, ecommuters, e commuter, e commuters, e-commuter, e-commuters, modern life, modern times, modern technology
"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
Tags:empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathise, sympathize, a mile in my shoe, shoe, shoes, footwear, interpretation, interpretations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literal minded, literal mindedness, three legged race, three legged races, discomfort, uncomfortable, impractical, impracticality, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms
"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
Tags:bosses, boss, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, bad manager, bad managers, bad managements, notes, review, reviews, impractical, inconvenient, inconvenience, interfere, interfering, interference, interrupt, interruption, incompetent, incompetence, conceit, conceited, bad idea, bad ideas, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies
Desert Island Delivery
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, strand, castaway, castaways, survival, survive, clothing, clothes, warm clothes, warm clothing, over dress, over dressed, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, over dressing, winter clothes, winter clothing, impractical, impracticality, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, outdoor clothing, outdoorsman store, outdoorsman, outdoorsman stores, catalogue, catalogues, catalog, catalogs, mail order, mail orders, delivery, deliveries
Tags:street vendor, street vendors, directory, directories, phone directory, phone directories, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, early mobile, early mobiles, old mobile, old mobiles, old technology, old technologies, outdated technology, outdated technologies, street seller, street sellers, convenience, convenient, contact, contacts, contacting, telephone book, telephone books, cellular phone, cellular phones, impractical, impracticality
'Harry is nice, but his gifts are so impractical.'
"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
Tags:affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around
'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'
"until you've walked a mile in someone else's platform shoes from 1973 you don't know back pain."
Tags:shoe, shoes, platform shoes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, 70s fashion, 70s fashions, seventies fashion, seventies fashions, back pain, backpain, back ache, backaches, back pains, backaches, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, mid life crises, mid-life crises, someone elses shoes, someone else's shoes, walk a mile in someone elses shoes, walk a mile in someone else's shoes, 1970s, 1970, midlife crisis, midlife crises, uncomfortable, discomfort, impractical, impracticality
"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"