Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Now that you're 10, we can tell you the truth: beauty isn't actually in the eye of the beholder, there are international standards... and you haven't met them.'
"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, dying, dead, complement, complements, attractiveness, attractive people, attractive person, attractive women, attractive women, drop dead, dropped dead, dropped dead, drop dead gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, beauty standards, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, life story, life stories, attraction, beauty, beautiful woman, beautiful women
"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."
"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"
Tags:magic mirror, magic mirrors, fairytale, fairytales, sno white, whos the fairest, fairest, beauty, beauty standards, female beauty standards, gender stereotype, negative gender stereotypes, physics, physicist, physicists, science, scientist, scientists, unified theory of physics, wrong answer, ignoring the question, ignore the question
"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."
"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, first meeting, first meetings, romance, romantic, moonlight, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, bathed, bathed in moonlight, beauty, beautiful, psychology
"I see you've had yourself lionized."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdo, hairdos, personal appearance, personal style, lion, lions, style, beauty, man, men
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
Tags:fabulous, feeling, feelings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, unattractive, fabulous, sarcasm, out-of-place, stick out, sticking out, sore thumb, stand out, stands out, standing out, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, good looking, average looking, hollywood, unrealistic, beauty, beauty standard, beauty standards, exclude, excludes, exclusion, excluding, hipster, hipsters, middle age, middle-aged, average-looking
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"
"What if it turns out you're not even a late bloomer?"
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"I really hate most of my legs."
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, out of his league, mismatched, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers
"You have a wonderful body."
"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."
"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, late, coming in late, late for work, grooming, getting ready, getting dressed, morning, mornings, strategy, strategies, problem, problems, personal appearance, man, men, style, beauty, vain, vanity
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, trend, trends, trendy, vanity, ego, beauty, style, work hard, play hard, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
"This is more than a look. This is a context."
Tags:woman, women, females, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, new look, look, looks, personal appearance, style, personal style, beauty, context, fashion, modern life
"Read any good books lately?"
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating world, beauty, beautiful, compatible, compatibility, incompatible, romance, romancing, romantic, couple, couples, flirt, get to know, getting to know, life with, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, irony, ironic, obvious
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations