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'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
Tags:adirondack, adirondacks, mountain, mountains, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, canoe, canoes, canoeing, attractive, attraction, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, paddle, paddles, paddling
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'
The End of the World
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.
"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
'Which is the deep end?'
"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, duck, ducks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, calm, hiding, secretive, surface, underneath, inside, inner feelings, emotion, emotions, feelings, paddling, swimming, away, running away, pulling away, escaping, avoiding, psychology
"It's very hot today, Miss Frimley. Please fill my paddling pool with money."
"I need you to stay calm and focus. Just put your head forward, kick your feet, and make a paddling motion with your arms."
'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'
The Wooden Spoon Company
Tags:spoon, spoons, wood, wooden, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, maternal, paddle, paddles, paddling, paddled, beat, beats, beating, hit with a wooden spoon, beaten with a wooden spoon, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
Make it look easy, while underneath you're paddling like hell.
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
A man and woman use oars from within their car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, ship, ships, canoe, canoes, canoer, canoers, canoeing, kayak, kayaks, kayaker, kayakers, kayaking, rower, rowers, paddle, paddles, paddling, rowing, oar, oars, watercraft, confused, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, stuck, stranded
'STOP DOING THAT!'
'Man, they really know how to rub it in!'