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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'
In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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"How about some help carrying the groceries?"
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, instinct, instincts, instinctive, primal instinct, primal instincts, blood, shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, diet plan, diet plans, good intention, good intentions, best intention, best intentions
'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'
"Counselor? Is that you?"
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Come on in. The water's fine."
'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'
"Remember to floss after every surfer."
"I'm trying to eat more locals."
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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
Tags:phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life-boats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, office
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."
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"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."
"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, ticket, tickets, round-trip, round trip, round-trip ticket, round-trip tickets, round trip ticket, round trip tickets, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, cost, costs, cutting costs, animal, animals, shark, sharks, seaside, seashore, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, fight, fights, fighting, argument, argument, arguing, bad choice, bad choices, worst vacation, worst holiday, bad holiday, bad vacation, bad vacations, bad holidays