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A woman glides down a water slide
"Someone is always better."
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
Tags:plucked chicken, plucked chickens, water drag, water drags, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, swam, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, swimming race, swimming races, swimming racer, swimming racers, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, feather, feathers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
"Maybe he can't swim."
Tags:swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, new testament, jesus, gospel, gospels, bible, bible story, bible stories, non-swimmer, non-swimmers, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, can't swim, excuse, excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, son of god
Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
Psychic diving competition.
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"Come on in. The water's fine."
A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
Tags:synchronized, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swam, team, teams, terrible, talentless, poor, letting the team down, team, teams, pool, swimming pool, pools, swimming pools, not right for the part, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'Can't you read?!'
An abacus swimming pool
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
'What a RIP-off!'
How To Go In
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At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,
"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
Tags:modern, modern life, upstream, swimming upstream, swimming, swim, swims, against the current, current, up stream, up-stream, raised, raised in the wild, in the wild, raised by animals, social cue, social cues, social mores, salmon, river, upriver, up river, businessmen, businessman, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, subway, subways, underground, metro, train, trains, idiot, idiotic, escalator, escalator etiquette, manners, manner, etiquette, rule, rules, unwritten rules
'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'
'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'