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'I'll take the number 7.'
"Our growth in the last year was phenomenal. But then, we are in the steroid business."
Arbor Day Money Tree
"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."
"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
Tags:kid, kids, children, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, grown, grown children, grown-up, grown-ups, adults, adulthood, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, battery hen, battery hens, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, contact, stay in touch, staying in touch, jewish, jewish mom, jewish moms, jewish mother, jewish mothers, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, nag, nags, nagging
"I've grown, and you haven't."
Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil
'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'
"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."
Tags:personal growth, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, growing as a person, grown, emotional growth, maturing, maturity, mutation, mutations, mutated, personality, character, characters, mutating, love life, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns
'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
Tags:garden, gardening, plant, plants, landscaping, mutant, mutation, mutates, mutated, raise, grown, grew, watered, whack it, head, teeth, monster, monsters, plant monster, blame, blaming, dealing, dealing with, sort it out, fair, fairness, what goes around comes around, your problem, problem, problems, danger, dangerous, absurd, absurdity
'Look! I grew a carrot!'
Dale sports his new Chia shirt.
An apartment garden.
'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'
Tish Marsh - Grow Your Own Wig Kit.
'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'
Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!
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'It's true that it costs an arm and a leg... but you grow them back.'
Do something for the environment.