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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
'Outta my way, you little puke!'
Tags:surf, surfing, surfs, surfed, surfer, surfers, brat, mean, bully, bullies, bullying, wipeout, wipe out, wiped out, wipes out, water sport, water sports, waves, beach, wave, role reversal, inverted, thug, insult, insulting, insults, walking frame, zimmer frame, frame, frames, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, surfed, wave, waves, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, surfboard, surfboards, surfboarding, surfboarder, surfboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, gondola, gondolas, lift, lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."
'These blinders help block out banner ads.'
"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, strand, stranding, stranded, stuck, wash up, washed up, alone, beach, beaches, rule, rules, sign, signs, surf, surfs, surfing, no surfing, ban, bans, banned, floating, floatation, device, devices, inflatables, no alcohol, bottle, bottles, message, messages, message in a bottle
'I've got a board meeting!'
"Surf's up, chief!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, chief, chiefs, taking a break, breaktime, break time, break, breaks
'They accepted your offer!!'
"This is the best water main break ever."
Tags:water main, water mains, leak, leaks, leakage, breakage, breakages, surfer, surfers, surfing, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, surfing, surf, surfs, surfboard, surfboards, wave, waves, catching waves, positive spin, positive side, water pipe, water pipes
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
Tags:beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheels
"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach. . . but I've got to finish this ironing!"
Tags:iron, ironing, irons, ironing boards, ironer, ironers, house-work, household chore, household chores, beaches, board, boards, surf board, surfboard, surfboards, surf boards, kid, kids, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beaches, seaside, housework, mom, mother, son, surfing, beach, ironing board, summer
Surfing the Brown Water.
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, shark attack, shark attacks, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, food, prey, predator, predators, seafood, surfer, surfers, surfing, surfboard, surfboards, inedible, edible, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
A shark surfs along behind a human surfer.
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."