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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
'Outta my way, you little puke!'
Tags:surf, surfing, surfs, surfed, surfer, surfers, brat, mean, bully, bullies, bullying, wipeout, wipe out, wiped out, wipes out, water sport, water sports, waves, beach, wave, role reversal, inverted, thug, insult, insulting, insults, walking frame, zimmer frame, frame, frames, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, surfed, wave, waves, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, surfboard, surfboards, surfboarding, surfboarder, surfboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, gondola, gondolas, lift, lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'These blinders help block out banner ads.'
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
'I've got a board meeting!'
"Surf's up, chief!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, chief, chiefs, taking a break, breaktime, break time, break, breaks
"This is the best water main break ever."
Tags:water main, water mains, leak, leaks, leakage, breakage, breakages, surfer, surfers, surfing, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, surfing, surf, surfs, surfboard, surfboards, wave, waves, catching waves, positive spin, positive side, water pipe, water pipes
'They accepted your offer!!'
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
Tags:beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheels
Surfing the Brown Water.
"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach. . . but I've got to finish this ironing!"
Tags:iron, ironing, irons, ironing boards, ironer, ironers, house-work, household chore, household chores, beaches, board, boards, surf board, surfboard, surfboards, surf boards, kid, kids, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beaches, seaside, housework, mom, mother, son, surfing, beach, ironing board, summer
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, shark attack, shark attacks, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, food, prey, predator, predators, seafood, surfer, surfers, surfing, surfboard, surfboards, inedible, edible, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
Senior citizen surfing.
A shark surfs along behind a human surfer.
'Now you can surf and turf.'
'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'