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"Duty calling on line two, sir."
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"We shouldn't be fighting the last war, unless, of course, we won."
"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."
'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'
'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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"There are no small wars… only small generals."
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A military officer daydreams
"That one's for invasion, and this one is for evasion."
'This one is for not leaking any military secrets.'
"We got winners!"
"No, you can't write your own vows!"
"Things could be worse. He could run the company like the army."
'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'
'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''
'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'
'Don't bark at me like one of your armies.'
'No shop talk.'
'That conflict resolution seminar is really starting to kick home with me.'
'The general won't be in today - his trigger finger is itchy!'
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."
'So how's the diet going?'
'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'
US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.