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'The man who manages the man who manages the man who manages the man who manages the worker.'
"Sorry -- I wasn't listening to what you were saying. I was too busy leading."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, leader, leaders, leading, leadership, leaderships, manager, managers, managing, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, useless, uselessness, pay attention, paying attention, drift off, drifts off, drifting off, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, endless meeting, endless meetings, team leader, team leaders, teamwork, attention span, attention spans, corporate ladder, corporate culture, chain of command, corporate drone, corporate drones
"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, trouble, troubles, problem, problems, relationship, strain, strained, overwork, overworked, jargon, lingo, business jargon, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, habit, habits, committee, committees, advice, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, by committee, decisions, decide, corporate, corporate chain, chain of action, chain of command, decision making, choice, choices, making choices, responsibility, responsibilities
"If I can't find someone else to blame, you're next!"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, blame, blames, blaming, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain of command, underling, underlings, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, upper management, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate structure, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, negative profit, negative profits, decline, declines, recession, recessions, elite, elites, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame game, blame games, downturn, economic downturn
"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."
Tags:lie, lies, lying, dirty work, doing your dirty work, fib, fibs, fibbing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., executive, executives, business executive, business executives, dishonest, dishonesty, liar, liars, lying, white lie, white lies, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, second in command, chain of command, corporate ladder, corporate culture, career, careers, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
'Forgive me for asking, Captain, but shouldn't you have gone down with the ship?'
"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiping, rumour, rumours, rumor, rumors, communication, communication skill, communication skills, poor, poor communication, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain, chain of command, chains of command, lack of communication, cohesion, group cohesion, lack of cohesion, corporate culture, office culture
"Hello, sir, I'm Warren, the new employee in the fall guy department, and I look forward to a quick departure after the latest corporate scandal."
"O.K., if you put it that way."
Tags:fist, iron fist, iron fists, boss, bosses, authority, authorities, exerting authority, fists, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, threat, threats, reign of terror, ruler, rulers, ruling, ruling class, ruling classes, chain of command, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, powerless, powerlessness, corporate culture, demanding, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, corporate structure, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, white collar job, white collar jobs
'It looks like the baby drew an organizational chart of our family!'
"Quit complaining. In these times, most people would be happy to have your job security."
Tags:business, office, personnel, hierarchy, chain of command, chains of command, job security, complain, complains, complaining, chain, chained to your desk, taskmaster, taskmasters, bright side, bright sides, look on the bright side, looking on the bright side, bad economy, bad economies, cruel, cruel boss, cruel bosses, trying time, trying times, economic hardship, economic hardships, mankoff
"This is Abramson, our new piñata."
Tags:office pinata, office pinatas, pinata, pinatas, fall guy, fall man, fall guys, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, boss, bosses, underling, underlings, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, loser, losers, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain of command, chains of command, bottom rung, bottom rungs
'Stop! Heel! Sit!!!'
"It's only the wind."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, chain of command, hierarchy, hierarchies, gender issues, pass the buck, passing the buck, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens
The Adventures of Morton.
Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.
"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"
"There's a message on my phone from the commander in tweet."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, commander-in-chief, chain of command, chains of command, social media, social media post, social media posts, vitriol, vitriolic, association, associations, bad association, bad associations, identity, identities, military command, military commander, military commanders, chain of command, chains of command
'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'
"It's pretty simple: the CEO lies to you managers, you lie to the department heads, they lie to the accountants who lie to the customers."
Tags:management, manager, managers, management training, training, training session, training sessions, in training, lie, lies, fabrication, fabrications, ceo, ceos, chain of command, customer, customers, hierarchy, division of labor, division of labour, employers, employer, employees, employee, career, careers, corporate culture, business culture, management culture
'I'M THE BOSS! Anyway, I read somewhere that it's important for you to know that.'
Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.
"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.