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My first mistake.
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
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The Stages of Wine
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
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"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."
"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
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"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, in vino veritas, latin, in wine lies the truth, truth, honest, honesty, film quotes, movie quotes, language, word play, wordplay
"So I says to your husband, 'Mr. Blanchard, go home to your wife.' To which he retorts, 'You go home to her.' Ergo my presence."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, bartender, bartenders, literal, obedient, drunk, drunken, drinking, drink, drinks, intoxicated, don't tell me what to do, defiant, couples counselling, marriage counselling, couples counsellor, marriage counsellor, couples counsellors, marriage counsellors
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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'I'm calling you a cab.'
"This may just be the booze talking here, but... Fhsdfulsdajnnv;zkjdptthhhhhhhpbt!"
"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."
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"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cave family, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, alcohol, alcohols, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, discovery, discover, distill, distilled, moonshine, moonshiners, booze, boozy, drunk, intoxicated, intoxicant, intoxicate, beer googles, alcohol goggles
"We were married? To each other? That's where I know you from."
"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."
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"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas party, christmas parties, holiday party, holiday parties, family party, family parties, seasonal, christmas season, family, families, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, alcohol, spirit, spirits, liquor, liquors, cocktail, cocktails
Cat gets drunk from wine spilling into his food bowl.
"Intraday I was really drunk."
'I don't care how you did things where you worked before.'
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
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