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"This one is for cybersecurity."
"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'
"I have more underneath."
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"To the right and down. Isn't that a squirty flower?"
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"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."
'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'
'After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You'll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.'
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Become a decorated drone hero!
"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."
"To keep up with the times, I've had them redone as emojis."
'I'll have the hero sandwich.'
"You must be Corporal Kaufmann. I hear you're the most decorated serving soldier in your unit."
'Can he call you back? He's with the decorator...'
'This one is for emphasizing everyone's right to exist, in my TV commentary.'
"The tiny one? Oh, that's for diplomacy."
'The very small blank one says: 'Watch this space'...'
'....and that one is a button for my coat.'
'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'
Military Holidays Medals
General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.
Decorations Continued Around Back.
'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'
'Soldier, honey, you have some serious dandruff on your shoulders.'
'And this one I got for properly polishing my medals' (decorated general)