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"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"
"Duty calling on line two, sir."
Tags:general, generals, military officer, military, army, army officer, us military, us army, military leader, military leaders, speaker phone, speaker phones, phone message, message, duty, duty calling, duties, ignoring ones duties, shirking duty, skirking duties, shirking ones duty, avoiding calls, avoiding, avoidance, dodging calls, dodging
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
Tags:kindergarten, junior, juniors, junior school, kid, kids, drug, steroids, steroid, taking drugs, bulking up, bulk up, competitive, compete, competing, dodgeball, dodge ball, ball, dodge, dodging, dodges, dodged, the best, pushing, pushed, number one, top of the class, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
Tags:nimal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, dodging, running, escaping, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, shooting, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, crossbow, crossbows, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
Tags:dodgeball, dodge the ball, ball, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, throw, throwing, throws, thrower, throwers, best, prodigy, golf, golf ball, golfing, golfer, exponent, terrific player, good aim, show off, show-off, showing off, showing-off, pretentious, pretender, impressive, impressing, skill, skills, skilled, athlete, athletes, athletic, bully, bullying, jock, jocks
Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'
"The real money is in not getting caught."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, big boss, boss, bosses, management, upper management, corporate, corporation, corporations, decision, decisions, choice, choices, popular, popularity, chief, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, human resources, hr, irony, ironic, ironically, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, firing spree, ignorance, ignorant, class, class divide, working world, office drone, office drones, modern life, white collar crime, crimes, lawyer, lawyers, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, evasion, dodging, money, caught, catch, aversion, averse
"Welcome to the heaven for the top one percent, sir."
"I'm sorry... Apparently you don't make enough money to use this loophole!"
"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, transfer, receptionist, phone, telephone, telephones, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, polite, politeness, not my problem, dodge, dodging, responsibility, management, manager, managers
"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"
Tags:irs, tax form, tax forms, fudge, fudges, fudging, stain, stains, stained, staining, tax, taxes, tax payment, tax payments, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, dodgers, tax dodger, tax dodgers, cheat, cheats, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicions, cpa, certified professional accountant, accountant, tax advice, tax adviser, tax advisers, tax advisor, tax advisors
Death sends his regards to man who isn't home.
Tags:grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, not home, away from home, regard, regards, message, messages, leaving a message, leaving messages, sending regards, sends his regards, come back another time, coming back another time, dodging death, door-to-door, door to door, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging
Tags:golf, golfer, golfing, golfs, links, drive, drives, driver, drivers, tee off, teeing off, tees off, tee-off, fore, shout, shouts, shouting, shouted, warning, warn, warns, dodge, dodges, dodging, number, numbers, mathematics, math, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers
'Dickie had dodged a lot of shotgun pellets - this was something new.'
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
Tags:business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoff
"I would have gotten that report to you sooner, but I wasn't held enough as a child."
Tags:upbringing, neglect, neglected, childhood, kid, kids, child, lazy, laziness, procrastination, procrastinating, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuse, office work, office worker, office workers, report, reports, dodge, dodging, slack, slacker, slackers, child neglect, childhood neglects, early development, childhood development, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business man, business men, businessperson
"Say, could you come back in an hour? By then I'm sure there will be some other place I have to be."
Tags:evasion, evasions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidance, evade, evades, insult, insults, insulting, wave away, waves away, waving away, dodge, dodges, dodging, elude, eludes, eluding, steer clear, steers clear, steering clear, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, abrasive, excuse, excuses, excusing
IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'
'He has two distinct personalities, and neither one of them will pay his bill.'
"Congressman, your constituents are here for the town hall meeting and they look pretty angry."
NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, nfl, national football league, mug, mugs, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugging, assault, assaults, rob, robs, robber, steal, stealing, slide, slides, sliding, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, quarterback, quarterbacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Noticing a sleazeball coming her way, Tammy starts putting on her fake warts.
'He broke another tackle! Go, Ernie, go!'
Tags:insects, insect, bug, bugs, american football, american, football, foot ball, run, runs, running, touchdown, touchdowns, detachable, tackle, tackles, tackling, dodge, dodging, dodges, go, evades, evade, evasion, avoid, avoiding, breaking, break, broken, breaking tackles, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers