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"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
Brig. Gen. Matt Gandhi (no relation)
Tags:brigadier, brigadiers, brigadier general, brigadier generals, military officer, military officers, military rank, military ranks, ghandi, pacifist, pacifists, peace, peacful, leader, leaders, famous leaders, famous name, famous names, no relation, not related, name, names, military, army, military leader, military leaders, war, fighting, fight, irony, ironic name, ironic names, violent, violence, non-violent
"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
Tags:social media, social medias, social network, social networks, social networking, general, generals, military officer, military officers, military medal, military medals, medal, medals, achievement, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, armed forces, proud, pride, achievements, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills
"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, general, generals, officer, officers, military officer, military officers, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, strategy, strategies, lunch break, lunch breaks, map room, map rooms, battle plan, battle plans, battle planning, tactic, tactics, enemy forces, battle strategy, tactic, tactics, war room, war rooms
"And I got this one for calling the President 'Sir', sarcastically."
"Duty calling on line two, sir."
Tags:general, generals, military officer, military, army, army officer, us military, us army, military leader, military leaders, speaker phone, speaker phones, phone message, message, duty, duty calling, duties, ignoring ones duties, shirking duty, skirking duties, shirking ones duty, avoiding calls, avoiding, avoidance, dodging calls, dodging
"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."
"You majored in English, Brinwell. Write us up a nice little request for higher appropriations."
Tags:general, generals, military officer, military officers, appropriation, appropriations, higher appropriation, higher appropriations, request, requests, application, applications, proposal, proposals, writing skills, english graduate, english graduates, english degree, english degrees, english diploma, english major, skill set, skill sets, appropriations bill, spending bill, supply bill, military funding, defense spending
"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."
"I like to wear women's uniforms."
"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"
"Can I nuke something for you?"
"Ou est le feu?"
Tags:french, french language, french speaker, french speaking, where is the fire, fire, fires, on fire, car, cars, vintage car, vintage cars, motorbike, motorbikes, police, police officer, policeman, policemen, military officer, military officers, military, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."
Tags:military operation, military operations, war, wars, general, generals, military officer, military officers, officer, officers, general, generals, warfare, military strategy, army, strategy, strategist, strategists, tactic, tactics, military campaign, military campaigns, map, maps, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war monger, war-monger, war-mongering, warmongering, war mongering
"Uh – do I have to do anything?"
Tags:salute, saluting, salutes, saluting senior officers, soldier, soldiers, army, military, military officer, military officers, senior officer, senior officers, ww2 soldier, ww2 soldiers, wwii soldier, wwii soldiers, etiquette, military etiquette, civilian, civilian, unsure, vintage, world war ii, world war two, wwii, ww2, 1940s, dating, dates, wartime dating
"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"
"This one is for keeping my big mouth shut."
Tags:whistleblowing, whistleblower, whistleblowers, edward snowdon, snowden, chelsea manning, bradley manning, manning, medal, medals, pointless medals, award, awards military, general, generals, officer, military officer, military officers, military service, service, army, dinner party, party, parties
"This one's for killing on 'Meet the Press'."
Tags:public affairs program, public affairs programs, medal, medals, military officer, military officers, officer, officers, military award, military awards, small talk, tv appearance, tv appearances, television appearance, television appearances, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, interview, interviews
"Here's some cash. Run to the toy store and hurry."
Tags:military service, military brass, brass, generals, officer, officers, war tactic, war tactics, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, warfare, battle, battles, battleground, defeat, defeats, victory, victories, military history, military historian, military historians, reinforcements, war games, war strategy, war room, general, military officer, toys, toy tanks, the donkeys
Armchair General, Bathtub Admiral, Balloon Cluster Wing Commander.
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"Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!"
A military officer daydreams
"I've decided to pursue a military career in the private sector."
Tags:meeting, meetings, resign, resignation, resgination announcement, military, us military, american military, military contractor, military contractors, private sector, private sector jobs, private military company, private military companies, pmc, pmcs, military officer, military officers, strategy meeting, strategy meetings