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'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'
Rolling Over a Pension.
"To describe the NHS budget deficit as a 'black hole' is inaccurate and simplistic...I think a 'yawning black chasm stretching deep into the molten bowels of the Earth' would be more appropriate..."
'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'
'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'
'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'
'Speaking on the budget deficit, the President said 'we can save billions if we eliminate the two superfluous brances of government.'
HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, 'The White House needs $765 billion -- we'll explain later.'
The Inaugural Ball
'Hit me again!'
'Raise the ceiling!'
'The sequester's coming! We have to act now!'
'More like a budding treasury secretary.'
Cuts are coming.
'This just may hurt me more than it hurts you...'
'Small price to pay to maintain a vast & growing income inequality!'
'That does not look good.'
'Mud!? is that the 'decision 2012' app'.
"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."
'Wait a minute! How do I know this won't add to the budget deficit?'
"Mr. Pumroy's horoscope says he should avoid people today."
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"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"