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John Maynard Keynes
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"As a nation, we may be spending our children's money, but at my house it's the other way around."
'I'll never understand supply-side economics...'
"So I'm just looking around - right? - when this invisible hand of the market reaches into my purse and maxes out all of my credit cards!"
"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"
'Efficiency,' he whispered.
'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'
"What has happened to America? We no longer make the cheap crap of the world!"