Military Medals Cartoons and Comics

A highly decorated Christmas tree

"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."

"That one is for learning the lesson of Afghanistan."

"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."

"And I got this one for calling the President 'Sir', sarcastically."

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

"To the right and down. Isn't that a squirty flower?"

Sheriff Clarke's definitely real medals

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."

"Actually, I only use this when I wear the jacket."

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

"That one's for invasion, and this one is for evasion."

'After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You'll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

The Generals medals

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"To keep up with the times, I've had them redone as emojis."

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

'This one is for emphasizing everyone's right to exist, in my TV commentary.'

'This one is for helping win the TV ratings war with my expert commentary.'

"The tiny one? Oh, that's for diplomacy."