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"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, medal, medals, stupid medal, stupid medals, pointless medal, pointless medals, inappropriate medal, inappropriate medals, award, awards, felony, felon, military, army, military medals, crime, criminal, getting away with it, rewarding bad behaviour"To the right and down. Isn't that a squirty flower?"
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awol, officer, officers, military medal, military medals, army medal, army medals, armed forces, medal, medals, army officer, army officers, record, records, military record, military records, desertion, desertions, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, flirtation, flirtations'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'
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tax break, tax breaks, tax cut, tax cuts, tax, taxes, knight, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, medal, medals, decorated soldier, decorated soldiers, military medals, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, medieval, bank, irs, hm revenue and customs"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."
'After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You'll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.'
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'This one is for emphasizing everyone's right to exist, in my TV commentary.'
'This one is for helping win the TV ratings war with my expert commentary.'