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'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
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Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
Tags:hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over react
"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses
Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials
Tags:annual, annuals, perennial, perennials, centennial, centennials, millennial, milennials, gardening, garden, gardens, horticulture, garden store, nursery, nurseries, flowers, seeds, gardening stores, garden centre, garden center, garden centres, garden centers, generation, generations, unusual, classify, generation z, time, lasting, lasts
"Martha Washington has whitefly."
"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, carrot, carrots, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, seed, seeds, allotment, allotments, inversion, inversions, inverted, root vegetable, root vegetables, root veg, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists
"We should clean out the pond more often..."
'That plant food really works!'
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
"It's the porch plants - can they come in?"
'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'
'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'
A man is spraying his hair with water to style it and a flower grows out of his hair.
'Whoa! All I did was ask her how her garden grows. You were right about Mary...she really is quite contrary!'
Hand pollenate your fruit trees
Tags:fruit tree, tree, trees, fruit trees, hand pollinate, hand pollinating, orchard, orchards, pollen, pollinating, horticulture, gardeners' calendar, gardening calendar, gardeners calendar, gardening advice, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."
Tags:bluebonnets, bluebonnet, glower, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, flower, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flowers, weed, weeds, backyard, weeding, reynolds unwrapped, rose, roses, plant, plants, plant plague, plant plagues, flower plant, flower plagues, blight, blights, horticulture, horticulturist, horticulturists
Deep Rough: A very varied family of plants up to five and more peet in height. Golfers can frequently be heard calling them by a wide variety of incorrect names.
"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"
"...and voted most poplar...'
'I'm studying hoardiculture.'
'We're hoping it's a perennial.'
'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'