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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
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"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
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"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'
"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."
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"So that's where you were last night."
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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."
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"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
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May I have the envelope, please?
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"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
Oscars acceptance speech.
"Overall I think the Awards ceremony was a GREAT success..."
"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."
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"I'm told the competition was pretty fierce this year."
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'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
"Next we've got our awards for imperfect attendance."
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'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'
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'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'
"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
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"But what will I not wear?!"
"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."
"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"
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'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'
'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'