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"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"
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'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.'
'Chill. I'm just mixing some cans of paint in the dryer.'
'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'
"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"
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"Holiday decorating - done."
Tags:holiday, holidays, decorator, decorators, decorating, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, halloween, halloweens, festive period, festive season, christmas tree, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas trees, jack 'o' lantern, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins
Tags:paint, paints, wall paint, wall paints, painting, painter, painters, eggshell white, bird, birds, chick, chicks, baby bird, baby birds, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, decorating, decorator, decorators, interior decoration, do it yourself, colour, colours, color, colors, paint colour, paint color, can of paint, cans of paint, surprise, surprising, surprises
Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room
"This will look great on our bedroom wall."
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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
Decorators paint and ghosts have a party
No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.
Man painting over a computer screen.
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.
"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."
"The hibiscus really ties the place together."
Tags:junk drawer, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, hibiscus, flower, flowers, flowering, flower pot, flower pots, interior decorator, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, cave, caves, caveman, cavemen, spruce up, decoration, decorations, decorator, decorators, home, homes, homey, house, houses, neanderthal, neanderthals
"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
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'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.