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"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
"So where's the good cop?"
Tags:interrogation, interrogations, interrogation room, interrogation rooms, interrogation technique, interrogation techniques, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, suspected criminal, perp, perps, perpetrator, perpetrators, good cop, bad cop, good cop/bad cop routine, good cop-bad cop routine, police brutality, police corruption, appearances, judging a book by its cover, joint questioning
"Yeah, the sixteenth. Right. Great. And, Dad? Do you think you could cut your hair?"
'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, cocoon, cocoons, butterfly, butterflies, transform, transforms, transforming, transformed, transformation, transformations, change, changes, changed, changing, changer, changers, different, difference, differences, secret, secrets, appearances, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, pouch, pouches, cosmetic, cosmetics, surgery, surgeries, zip, zips, zipper, zippers, bum bag, bum bags, fake, fakes, augmented, augments, plastic, plastics, appearance, appearances, australia, australian, obvious, stand out, stands out, mother, mothers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'It's not only that the other reindeer laugh and call me names. They also make disparaging remarks about my body image.'
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
"What if it turns out you're not even a late bloomer?"
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"You seem different."
"There now, you're all nice and white and clean – just like a little bartender."
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, son, sons, child, children, brushing hair, fussing over appearance, appearances, bartender, bartenders, 1940s mum, 1940s mother, 1940s mom, 1940s bartender, 1940s bartenders, neat, looking neat, sunday best, best clothes, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s
"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."
The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.
"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
Tags:prehistoric, prehistory, history, historic, histories, historical, stone age, stone ages, dark age, dark ages, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, cave, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, politician, politics, political, appearance, appearances, image, elect, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, elected, electing, electorate, culture, culture shock
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature
"And please protect me from the appearance of wrongdoing."
Tags:religion, religious, pray, praying, prayer, prayers, guilt, guilty, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, appearance, appearances, wrongdoing, white-collar crime, media, press, journalism, protect, protection, business, businessman, businessmen, ethics, unethical, scandal, scandals
"Damn girl you thicc." "This is why I have trust issues!!"
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
"Well, I don't care if Ringo doesn't like his nose"
"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, theft, bad of loot, bag of money, loot, money, kid, kids, crying child, crying children, good guy, good guys, bad guy, bad guys, appearances, appearance, appearances can be deceiving, looks can be deceiving, deceive, deceiving, life lesson, life lessons
"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
Tags:calves, mermaid, mermaids, calve muscle, calve muscles, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, soulmate, soulmates, true love, true loves, date, dates, whale, whales, shallow, shallowness, appearance, appearances, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, seamonster, seamonsters, sea monster, sea monsters
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
Tags:mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversationalist, conversationalists, steer a conversation, steering a conversation, expert, experts, expertise, self-interested, self-assured, self-assurance, area of expertise, areas of expertise, show-off, showing off, smart, intelligent, intelligence, limited intelligence, appearance, appearances, putting on appearances