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"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
Tags:doormen, doorman, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, posh, apartment block, apartment blocks, colleague, colleagues, annoying habit, annoying habits, public address system announcers, public address system announcer, security service, security services, courtesy service, courtesy services, doorkeep, doorkeeper, doorkeepers
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
Tags:door men, door man, door people, door person, doormen, doorman, doorperson, man hole, man holes, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, workmen, work man, workman, workmen, cab, cabs, taxi, taxis, call a cab, calling a cab, sewer, sewers, sewage worker, sewage workers, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealth, out of line, step out of line, stepping out of line, class, classist, surprise, surprised, unexpected
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, sinner, sinners, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
"This one to your liking, sir?"
Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, car, cars, autos, auto, automobile, automobiles, transport, transportation, hail, hail a cab, hail a taxi, doorman, doormen, bellhop, bellhops, gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, money, urban, city, cities, city life, modern life, job, jobs, work, worker, workers, profession, professions
"He's made way too much money for one day."
Tags:designated driver, designated drivers, over the line, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, stressing out, make money, makes money, making money, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, doorman, doormen, driver, drivers, alcoholic, too much to drink, drive, drives, help, helps, helping, over the limit, over the legal limit, legal limit, legal limits, upper class, 1%, idle rich
"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."
Tags:hotel, hotels, bellboy, bellboys, door man, door men, doorman, doormen, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, locked up, locked-up, tip, tips, tipping, gratuity, gratuities, imprisoned, imprisonment, warn, warning, warnings, hotel guest, hotel guests, hotel attendant, hotel attendants, hotel staff, customer service
"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
Gingerbread man escaping.
Tags:gingerbread man, gingerbread men, the gingerbread man, doorman, doormen, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, calling a taxi, calling a cab, escape, escapes, escaping, runaway, runaways, running away, childrens story, children's story, childrens stories, children's stories, door man, door men
Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
Tags:greek, grecian, greek myth, greek mythology, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, minotaur, minotaurs, creature, mythological creature, hotel, hotels, five star, 5 star, doorman, valet, door man, door-man, doormen, door men, cab, taxi, daedalus, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, escape, way out, escaped, bull
"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, poop, poops, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, scatology, scatologist, scatologists, excrement, feces, faeces, scatological study, scatological studies, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, scatological humour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In
Tags:visitor, visitors, visiting, upper east side, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, doorman, doormen, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, gated community, gated communities, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, pretentious, pretentiousness, kick out, kicks out, kicking out, kicked out, visitor, visitors, security guard, security guards
'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'
"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."
Tags:doorman, doormen, apartment, apartments, seder, passover, holy day, holy days, religious holiday, religious holidays, religion, religious, judaism, jewish, elijah, prophet, prophets, bible, bibles, biblical, nevi'im, book of kings, kings, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, visitor, visitors, guest, guests, announcement, announcements, being announced, shpasik, jtoons
'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.
"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, the commute, rushhour, rush-hour, rush hour, crowded, crowded train, crowded trains, subway, subways, the subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, the tubes, bouncer, bouncers, clothes size, clothes sizes, womens clothing, women's clothing, womens clothing sizes, women's clothing sizes, doorman, doormen
"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, security, doorman, doormen, friend, friends, mate, mates, skipping the line, jumping the line, cutting the line, jumping the queue, skipping the queue, cutting the queue, excuse, excuses, line jumping, queue jumping, line jumper, line jumper, queue jumper, queue jumpers, cutter, cutters, cutting in line, line cutter, line cutters
Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.
"And will he know what this is regarding?"
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs