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'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'
'Uh oh, did we get anything for the snail this year?'
"It starts earlier every year."
Tags:christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday, holidays, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercialist, santa, santas, santa claus, father christmas, charity, charities, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, start early, starts early, starting early, raise money, raises money, raising money
The Incorrectness of Santa
Tags:santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
The Fall Collection
Tags:fall, fall collection, fall collections, fashion, fashion sense, fashion senses, short day, short days, early evening, early evenings, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal changes, cold, dark, darkness, holiday season, holiday seasons, foreboding, sense of foreboding, impending, october, september, ritual, rituals, omen, omens, ominous
Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, turkey dinner, turkey dinners, family dinner, family dinners, family mean, family meals, family holiday, family holidays, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, extended family, extended families, family life, family-life, holiday season, holiday period
"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
Tags:holly wreath, holly wreaths, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, decoration, decorations, december, disgruntled, grinch, grinches, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, festive spirit, holiday blues, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, holiday period, holiday season, grumpy, grumpiness, festive cheer, spoilsport, spoilsports, killjoy, killjoys
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
"First of all, this conversation never happened."
Tags:jew, jews, jewish, orthodox, yarmulke, yarmulkes, christmas, holiday, holidays, holiday season, deniability, plausible deniability, vow of silence, santa, santa claus, father christmas, hanukkah, chanukah, christian, christians, goyim, goy, gentile, gentiles, swearing to silence, jealous, envy, envious, shpasik, jtoons
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
Tags:gender neutral, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern times
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
Going back for the Holidays
Santa Claus gets tangled in Christmas lights
A turkey on a baggage carousel
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
Tags:caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians
A snowman in a snow glob melts.
"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."
Tags:business, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, accounting, accountant, accountants, nutcracker, nutcrackers, crunching, cracking, numbers, christmas, noel, yule, xmas, holiday, holidays, holiday season, wordplay, word play
The three wise men of Thanksgiving
"We met over the holidays."
The John Cage Carollers
Tags:john cage, composer, composers, composition, compositions, avant-garde, silent, silence, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas caroller, christmas carollers, carolling, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday seasons, quiet, ambient noise, ambient noises, ambient sound, ambient sounds, listen, listens, listening, music lover, music lovers