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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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home School graduation.
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"
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"For services rendered, I award you the Medal of Discretion, the better part of valor."
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'
"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "
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"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."
'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'
'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'
'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'
'For your idea that saves the company 500,000, I'm awarding you this certificate of appreciation,'
'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'
"Well, it was inevitable. The French have awarded Chevy Chase the legion of honor."
Merit badge for badge removal.
'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'
'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'
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Heckler of the month.
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'... And the Outstanding Injury of the Year Award goes to - Dewey Taylor!...'
If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.
Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.