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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
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'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'
"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
Tags:selfie, selfies, text, texts, texting, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photographing, photography, bunker, bunkers, trench warfare, soldier, soldiers, fighter, fighters, fighting, army, armies, military man, military men, letter home, letters home, letter, sweetheart, sweethearts, modern life, modern times, dirty picture, dirty pictures, rude picture, rude pictures, anthony weiner, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals
"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
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"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"
"You can't have it both ways, kid."
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Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.
'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'
"So you feel there's some people out to get you?"
A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.
'Who do we shell now Captain, we have run out of civilians?'
'The Prefers to Remain Unknown Soldier.'
'It's a military tattoo!'
'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'
'Does grandma still outrank you?'
'Left-right, left-right...why can't they make up their minds?'
'I've joined the ranks of the unemployed.'
The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'
'He came here to try to forget.'
Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man