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"No problem, sweetheart; danger is my business."
Tags:danger, dangers, manly, manliness, macho, masculine, masculinity, man, men, gumshoe, gumshoes, detective, detectives, private eye, private eyes, private dick, private dicks, maxim, maxims, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, noir, film noir, brave, bravery, valiant, hero, heroic, intrepid, chivalry, chivalrous
"At least let me carry the groceries."
Tags:atlas, greek myths, greek myths, greek mythology, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shop, shopping bag, shopping bags, food shop, food shops, the food shop, masculinity, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, martyr, martyrs, determination, determined, stubbornness, couple, couples, chivalry, chivalrous, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."
Tags:spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, divine right of kings, war, wars, warring, fight, fights, fighting, overreaction, overreact, overreacting, medieval, chivalry, chivalrous, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, toxic masculinity, army, armies, battle, battles, battling, petty, petty dispute, pettiness
Knights of the Allergy Table
"Shucks, ma'am, that's what neighbors are for!"
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, princess, princesses, fairy tale, fairy tales, trope, tropes, modest, modesty, false modesty, gentleman, gentlemen, chivalry, chivalrous, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods
'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'
"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
Tags:conservative, conservatism, conservatives, date, dates, dinner, dinners, fiscal conservative, fiscal responsibility, social conservative, socially conservative, social conservatives, dinner, dine, date, dating, dates, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, politics, political, manner, manners, tradition, traditional, traditions
"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Tags:dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, knight, knights, saint george, knighthood, knighthoods, mythical creature, mythical being, mythical creatures, mythical beings, warrior, warriors, sword, swords, roast chicken, roast chickens, roasted chicken, shield, shields, sword, spit, spits, opportunist, chivalry, chivalrous, snack, snacks
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
Tags:polite, politeness, date, dates, gentleman, gentlemen, pay for sex, paying for sex, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, paying for dinner, feminist, feminists, feminism, pay, pays, paying, dinner date, dinner dates, social etiquette, date night, date nights, expectation, expectations, patriarchy, patriarchal
"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"
Tags:dating ad, dating ads, date, dates, dating advertisement, dating advertisements, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, application, applications, computer, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, love life, love-life, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, online profile, online profiles, knight, knights, chivalry, chivalrous, old-fashioned, old fashioned, personal ad, personal ads, personal, personals
Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
Tags:gentlemen, gentleman, chivalry, chivalrous, etiquette, polite, politely, politeness, manner, manners, gentlemanly, manly, hat tip, tip hat, tipped his hat, m'lady, weather, cold weather, snow, snowing, snowy, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, jolly, christmas, christmas time, winter time, white christmas, merry christmas, happy holidays
"I guess they were right."
"The kicker is... that was his eye doctor."
Fighting the Dragon
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, pub name, bar name, bar names, joust, jousts, jousting, knight, knights, knighthood, dragon slayer, dragon, dragons, dragonslayers, dragon slayers, imagination, chivalry, chivalrous, pub names, thelwell
'...You told me it would be nice if I would hold the umbrella for you.'
"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."
Tags:lobster, lobsters, crab, crabs, crustacean, crustaceans, shellfish, claw, claws, rubber band, rubber bands, rubber banded, gentlemen, gentleman, gentlemanly, safe, safe sex, protection, protected, protect, chivalry, chivalrous, pincer, pincers, pincher, pinchers, girlfriend, girlfriends, girl chat
'Question: if I go through this automatic door first, do I get credit for 'getting the door' for you?' 'And on this date, chivalry was pronounced D.O.A.'
Don Quixote Video Game
Tags:don quixote, alonso quixano, sancho panza, windmills, tilting at windmills, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, gamer, gamers, miguel de cervantes, the clever gentleman sir quixote of la mancha, literary character, literary characters, spanish literature, modern adaptation, sanity, insane, couch potato, couch potatoes, chivalry, chivalrous
A Chivalrous Independent Woman.
"What happened to women and children first?"
'Would you like any help with your bags.'
"A gentleman would open the door for me."