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This is to certify that the President of the United States of America has awarded himself the Medal of Honor for probably running in, even without a weapon, had he only been there.
"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"
"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"
This is to certify that the president of the United States of America has awarded HIMSELF the MEDAL OF HONOR
'I got this one for being the one millionth patron at the burlesque bar.'
"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."
"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."
Military Fashion Police.
Officer with many medals.
'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'
Wanna see my new medal?
'That one's for being a very brave boy!'
Military officer with 'etc' pinned to his jacket.
'And I got that one for being a stupid white man.'