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PRESIDENT CLINTON EXCHANGES HUGS WITH HIS NEW VIOLENCE CZAR
'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'
'I was going to buy him a Bob the Builder DVD but these Polish chaps are so much cheaper.'
'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'
'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'
'Wow! -- I didn't know 'Sesame Street' had a European version!'
'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'
Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?
"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"
Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified