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"So, are you here alone?"
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"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, caterpillar, caterpillars, larva, larvae, childhood, youth, youthful innocence, care, cares, without a care, worry, worries, no worries, drowning your sorrows, drown your sorrows, reminisce, reminiscing, lifes worries, lifes burdens, adulthood, adulting, bar, bars, pub, pubs
"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."
Tags:poem, poems, poetry, the road not taken, robert frost, poet, poets, literature, joke, jokes, riddle joke, riddle jokes, why did the chicken cross the road, chicken, chickens, bar, bars, drinking, drunken question, drunken questions, existential crisis, existential crises, drown your sorrows, drowning your sorrows
"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"
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"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
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"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"
Tags:actor, actors, actresses, actresses, hollywood actor, hollywood actors, hollywood actresses, hollywood actresses, attractive, attractiveness, babe, babes, media, biased media, media bias, brain washed, brain washing, brain wash, doubt, doubts, scepticism, sceptical, sceptic, sceptics, skepticism, skeptical, skeptic, skeptics, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drowning your sorrows, objectification, bro, bros
"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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Misery Loves Co., Inc.
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"Let Halliburton clean it up."
"I took two aspirins but when I called him in the morning he had died."
"My life's a goddamn fairy tale."
"Her dowry consisted of one hundred forty seven unpaid parking tickets."
"You may remember me from such things as yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. And..."
Tags:covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders, stir crazy, confined, confinement, isolated, isolate, isolation, lockdown fatigue, mental health, mental health issues, problem drinking, drinking to forget, drowning your sorrows
"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."
"Today someone called me a 'global village idiot'."
"Got canned for calling in sick too often. I thought absence was supposed to make the heart grow fonder."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
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"He never got over being rejected by John West'
"What I don't, like, get is how she, like, figured out I was, like, having an affair with, like the babysitter."
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"The wife drove me to drink but says I'll have to get a taxi back."
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"Who needs therapists?!"
"Don't get me started on crows."