Drowning Sorrows Cartoons and Comics

"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

"I drink to forget!"

'I used to be on the cutting edge, always pushing the envelope. Now I stuff them.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"I'm trying to put my priorities behind me."

"I want my bubble back."

"Who needs therapists?!"

"If you must know, I'm not West Point – I'm home-schooled."

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

"It's just, I thought I could and then I did. But now what?"

'I'm getting a jump on my regrets so I don't have to bother with them when I'm old.'

'Maybe your wife doesn't understand you, because you don't make any sense!'

Fish swimming in beer

Party Of The Second Part Bar & Grill: OPEN

'Yeah, it's strange, all right. Ordinarilly they're the home-loving type.'

'Barbies? Take my word for it Barry, they're plastic.' Ken in his local.

A man drinks wine

"Work's been really hard."

"I don't know how much longer I can stand living with seven little men"

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"