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"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, visit, visiting, hosting, host, perfectionist, perfectionists, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, neat freak, clean freak, clean freaks, neat freaks, overbearing, control freak, family, families, son, sons
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, cloud, clouds, cloud storage, storage, technology, computer, computers, data, information, personal information, storing, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, filing, system, systems, computing, nicer, better, server, servers, data storage, digital data, hosting, cloud computing, virtual infrastructure, modern life
"Remember to be home on time. We're having an orgy with the Steins."
Tags:orgy, orgies, roman, romans, ancient rome, party, parties, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, have friends over, having friends over, guest, guests, good host, good hosts, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, decent, decency, well-mannered
"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."
"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
Who Wants To Be Regis?
Tags:regis philbin, host, hosts, hosting, tv host, tv hosts, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, game show, game shows, game show host, game show hosts, hosting, arrest, arrests, arrested, final answer, catchphrase, catchphrases, murder, murders, murder trial, murder trials, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killing, capital punishment, death penalty
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
Tags:game show, game shows, answer, answers, quiz, quizzes, quiz show, quiz shows, tv show, tv shows, spoiler, spoilers, spoiling, question, questions, triva question, trivia questions, trivia, crunch time, short on time, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, host, hosts, hosting, pointless, pointlessness, waste of time, wastes of time
The Imperfect Hostess
Tags:host, hosts, hosting, hostess, hostesses, rude, rudeness, impolite, impoliteness, gender expectation, gender expectations, social expectation, social expectations, societal expectation, societal expectations, dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, partying, name, names, forgetful, forgetting names, cook, cooks, cooking, homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, housewife, housewives, patriarchy, patriarchal, patriarchal norm, patriarchal norms, feminist, feminists, feminism
"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
Tags:q and a, question and answer, q. and a., q & a, session, sessions, attention hog, attention hogs, hog the mic, hogs the mic, hogging the mic, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, question, questions, lengthy question, lengthy questions, audience participation, emcee, emcees, emceeing, host, hosts, hosting, inevitable, cliche, murphy's law, interview, interviews, panel, discussion panel, discussion panels, debate, debates, public debate, public debates, debating, expert, experts, expertise
"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."
Tags:fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, tuna casserole, tuna casseroles, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, ambassador, ambassadors, recipe, recipes, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, home cooked meal, home cooked meals, old fashioned, tradition, traditions, family traditions, family tradition, good impression, good impressions, make an impression, making an impression
'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'
Tags:social, sociable, unsociable, unfriendly, uncongenial, rude, friends, party, dinner party, cocktail party, cocktail parties, planning ahead, antisocial, anti-social, cocktails, social event, drinks, drinking, hosting, bad host, practical, planning, preparation, comfy, comfort, home, house, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, inhospitable, outstaying your welcome
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
"Er – may you?
Tags:ww2 soldier, wwii soldier, world war two soldier, world war ii soldier, ww2 soldiers, wwii soldiers, world war two soldiers, world war ii soldiers, in uniform, on the job, drinking on the job, cocktail party, cocktail parties, 1940s party, 1940s parties, socialising, socializing, civilian, civilians, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, hosting, good host, bad host, offering a drink, offer a drink, etiquette, unaware of etiquette, military rules, military regulations, loner, loners, oddball, oddballs, odd one out, sitting alone, sits alone, vintage, vintage cartoon, wartime, 1940s
'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'
"We're still moving in."
Tags:move, moves, move in, moves in, moving in, box, boxes, moving box, moving boxes, unpack, unpacks, unpacking, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hosting, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off
"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."
Tags:radio, radios, media, medias, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, pray, praying, prays, new york, god, gods, answer, answering, phone in, call in, question, questions, host, hosting, talkshow, talk show, talkshows, talk shows, prayer, question, questions, q&a, tune in, christian, christians, christianity
It's all in how you ask ("Want some coffee?")
"Made with pride in our basement."
"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."
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Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
"But I hate su casa."