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"I call quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You LOSE! I win!"
"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."
The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."
"Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements."
'We need a PR expert who can make heads or tails out of what I'm trying to say to the public.'
"Good day to you all: ladies, gentlemen, and even members of the press."
"I've called this media conference to say...We have nothing to say!"
Politician taking bites out of a microphone
"I've closed my eyes so that issue no longer exists. Move on to the next question news media folks."