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'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marriages, marries, discuss, discussion, talk, talking, argue, arguing, argues, argued, restaurant, restaurants, wine, wines, bottle, bottles, large, oversize, alcohol, drink, drinks, wine bottle, wine bottles, service, serving, waiter, waiters, drinks, drinking, sommelier, sommeliers, help, helping, helpful
"When you asked for my recommendations, sir, you may recall that the rognons de veau was not among them."
"What'll it be, handsome?"
Tags:vain, vanity, reflection, reflect, reflects, handsome, look, looks, looked, diner, diners, serve, serving, ego, egos, beauty, beautiful, chat up, chatting up, pick up, picking up, picked up, young, younger, youth, compliment, compliments, complimented, complimented, homosexual, gay, homosexuals, gays
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
'Is it to early to get the worm?'
"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
Tags:server, servers, waiter, waiters, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, martini, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, serving, service, customer service, spy, spies, secret service, secret service, espionage, literature, runner, runners, running, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, race number, race numbers, fictional character, fictional characters, sport, sports
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
A tennis player serves with the fish and net.
"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'
Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
Tags:cafe, cafes, rapunzel, hair, hairs, soup, soups, waiter, waiters, waitings, serve, serves, serving, department, departments, pretty, pretties, eat, eating, eats, eater, found, find, finding, findings, close, closed, closing, shut down, shut, tell, tells, orders, order, ordering, orderer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'
'Anything else, Sir?'
"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, vermin, park, parks, city park, city parks, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, feed the birds, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, restaurateur, waiter, waiters, restaurant owner, restaurant owners, central park, manhattan, serve, serving, eating out, dining out, pumpkin seed, pumpkin seeds, bird seed, bird feed, overkill, over-kill, over do, over done, over-do, over done, excess, excessive, making a fuss, city, cities, urban, urban life, city life
'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'
'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'