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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."
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Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme
A king waits at a bus stop.
Tags:bus stop, bus stops, bus, busses, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, working class, working classes, slum it, slums it, slumming it, common person, common people, commoner, commoners, public transit, public transport, public transportation, mass transit
"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"
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"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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"Her Mandy...the quin?"
'There's another hereditary disease that runs in the royal family. Your grandfather was a stubborn fool, your father was a stubborn fool, and you are a stubborn fool.'
'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'
Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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'Halt the execution! His majesty just got the joke!'
My horse for a kingdom.
Queen Mary II
Queen Victoria's first attempt at a catch phrase
King George I
'I'm running unopposed in the election, but just for fun let's run nasty, negative campaign anyway.'
'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'
'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'
"If you're such a great king, why aren't you in your counting house?"