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'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
'I'm writing you a prescription. Do you want a longer life with less quality or vice versa?'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
Tags:animal, animals, tortoise, old married couple, old married couples, old-married-couple, old-married-couples, giant tortoise, tortoises, giant tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, old, old age, ageing, aging, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, lifespan, wife, wives, husband, husbands, long life, long-life, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'
"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"
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'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'
The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.
'I've outlived another airline.'
'I hear 150 is the new 90.'
'No, anabolic steroids won't keep you in the workforce longer, to make up for your 401k losses.'
'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
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"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"
'So what's the reason for your long life? I suppose it was because I was born a long time ago.'
"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"
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'Life is too long not to worry.'
"Plan on living long? I already am."
"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"
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