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Longevity Cartoons and Comics

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"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

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The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

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"The doctors never gave up."

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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

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'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

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'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

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'So what's the reason for your long life? I suppose it was because I was born a long time ago.'

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'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'

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'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

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'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

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"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."

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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

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"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

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A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

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"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."

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"Wine's good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

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"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

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"Splitting up after 63 years, I knew it wouldn't last."

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"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

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"I told him he's as sound as a dollar and he asked me how long he had."

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'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.'

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