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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
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Bill and his pet tortoise
"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'
Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.
"I've survived by maintaining my energy, humor and plausible deniability."
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"The doctors never gave up."
At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.
'I hear 150 is the new 90.'
"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."
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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'
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'So what's the reason for your long life? I suppose it was because I was born a long time ago.'
"To what do you attribute your longevity."
'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'
'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'
"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."
Tags:eternal life, longevity, longevity studies, scientist, scientists, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientific discovery, long life, eternal youth, philosopher stone, philosopher's stone, philosophers stone, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, professor, professors
"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."
'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'
"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."
"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"
A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'
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