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An inbred poodle.
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"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
Tags:heir, heirs, male heir, male heirs, king, kings, gay marriages, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, legitimacy, lineage, lineages, royal line, royal lineages, fatherhood, family tree, divorce, divorces, sovereign, sovereigns, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdowns, crown prince, royal marriage, royal marriages
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, card, cards, playing card, playing cards, breeding, lineage, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, holstein-friesian, king of diamonds, diamond, diamonds, king, parent, parents, parentage, dairy, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, family tree, family history
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance
A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, kennel club, kennel clubs, mutt, mutts, mixed breed, mixed breeds, breeding, breed, breeds, pedigree, pedigrees, lineage, purebred, purebreds, exclusive, exclusivity, show dog, show dogs, discrimination
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'
"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, introducing, introductions, robot, robots, technology, computer, computers, lawn ornament, lawn ornaments, gnome, gnomes, garden gnome, garden gnomes, cast-iron, hereditary, genetic, genetics, biology, family resemblance, father's side, lineage, breeding, pedigree, family tree, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, paternity
'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
Tags:family, families, family reunion, family reunions, science, scientific, biology, test, tests, testing, genetics, gene, genes, dna, verification, requirement, requirements, required, entrance, entrances, gate, gates, identification, identity, medicine, medical, lineage, pedigree, family tree, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, relative, relatives, family line, bloodline, bloodlines, privacy, invasion of privacy, modern life
"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."
You could be a Medici!
Tags:family tree, family trees, inheritance, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, medici, the midicis, the medici family, gimmick, gimmicks, modern life, medici family tree, house of medici, the house of medici, medici dynasty, the medici dynasty, florence, italy, italian history, patrons of the arts, patron of the arts, lineage
"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."
How Arthur really became king.
Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."
A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.
"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"
'Look, dad, the hair apparent!'
'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'
'I swear, everyday you get a little bit more like your father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father.'
'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'