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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'
As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.
Home for retired Jazzmen.
New Old Age Dwarves
'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'
'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'
'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'
"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"
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'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'
'Looks like a power cut - had we better check that the old people next door are alright?'
'Congratulations, Mr. Gimler! You're our patient of the year!'
"We finally put dad in a home."
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"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).
'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'
"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."
'...and to think, forty years ago I gave up smoking and drinking for this.'
'I am worried that if people start paying for their cancer treatments then they wont be able to afford to pay us...'
Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.
'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'
'Wot next ? ---one out of the 'SMOKING SHORTENS YOUR LIFE' packet or shall we give 'SMOKING KILLS' a go ?'
'Robots helping seniors.'
'Life has been good to me. All these years, and I've never lost my keys and I never lost my wallet.'