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An inbred poodle.
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"This family seems to multiply every year."
"Let's swap some cats today."
Best in Heat.
"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."
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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, card, cards, playing card, playing cards, breeding, lineage, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, holstein-friesian, king of diamonds, diamond, diamonds, king, parent, parents, parentage, dairy, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, family tree, family history
"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."
Tags:rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percent, privilege, privileged, white trash, breeding, well bred, well-bred, good breeding, upbringing, upbringings, good upbringing, good upbringings, first world problems, 1st world problems, making an effort, up-bringing, up-bringings, upper class, upper class life, upper class attitudes
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance
"They'e bred to stare all day."
"He's part bok choy."
'Don't call me mutt. I prefer the term 'hybrid.'
A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, kennel club, kennel clubs, mutt, mutts, mixed breed, mixed breeds, breeding, breed, breeds, pedigree, pedigrees, lineage, purebred, purebreds, exclusive, exclusivity, show dog, show dogs, discrimination
'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'
"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"
Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.
"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."
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"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
Tags:infection, infections, trichinosis, eat out, eating out, dining out, food poisoning, pork, raw meat, uncooked meat, undercooked meat, trichinella, breeding, animal breeding, food animal, food animals, meat eater, meat eaters, public health hazard, public health hazards, bacteria, food safety standards, food safety, food hygiene, food hygiene standards
'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
'Here comes the pimp.'
Pet Shop Vacation
'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, love, romance, romancing, courting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, introductions, introducing, relationship, relationships, dating, mate, mates, reproduction, breeding, science, biology, attracting a mate, zoo, zoos, first meeting, first meetings
"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."