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"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."
Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.
Twisted Peel listens to whale music: 'No! No! Don't eat me!'
"Yeah, it's the same guy, every year, he spies on us on our migration through here: What a creep!"
"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."
'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'
"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"
'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'
"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."
"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."