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'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'
Sale - Eyepod.
'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
Accident about to happen...
Early Portable Music System
'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'
'But how do you download music?'
"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
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'I've noticed that I haven't seen you use your computer since they shut Napster down.'
PFI-Pod - doesn't work,
'I represent the British Phonographic Industry. We believe your dog is illegally downloading music.'
The decline and fall of the recording industry.
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Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.
'It's hard to believe we've been together for three music formats.'
Lost job due to downloads. Please help.
You gotta fight for your right to parity
Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.
Mozart on a computer,
If you keep asking for a dog, they'll let you get something low maintenance like an ipod.