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'His lawyer wants his time-out reduced to ten minutes, time served.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, fatherhood, motherhood, punishments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm going to call it zero."
Tags:wheel, wheels, sculpt, sculpts, sculpted, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, zero, zeroes, stone, stones, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, stone age, stone ages, chisel, chisels, chiselled, chiselling, mathematics, maths, math, number, digit, digits, numbers, counting, counts, counted, count, call, calls, calling, called
'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'
'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
Tags:paper, papers, paper work, paperwork, origami, fold, folds, folding, folded, excuse, excuses, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, office worker, office workers, work, works, working, worked, worker, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:continuity, continuation, continue, continued, continuing, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone call, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phonecall, call, calls, called, reception, receptions, bad reception, receiver, phone call etiquette, manner, manners, tunnel, tunnels, bad service, service, heaven, calls from heaven, telecomm, telecomms
"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."
Tags:jury, juries, jury tampering, tamper, tampers, tampered, tampering, propose, proposes, proposing, proposed, proposal, proposals, law, courtroom drama, courtroom, courtrooms, call, calls, calling, called, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, unlikely romance, marriage, engage, engages, engaging, defendant, defendants
Lost 10 Dollar Bill Reward $10
"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."
"You're wondering why I've called you here."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, called, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shotgun, shotguns, animal, animals, duck, ducks, duck call, duck calls, word play, wordplay, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports
"I'm sorry, but your call is no longer important to us so I'm hanging up."
The Busy Signal
Caller I.D. 1970
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, landline, landlines, 1970, old days, old times, caller i.d., caller id, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, identification, identifications, identify, identifies, modern age, modern ages, technology, technologies, telecommunication, telecommunications
'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'
Tags:alexander graham bell, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, first time, first times, receiver, receivers, converse, conversation, conversations, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."
Tags:bar, bars, barman, barmen, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, women, maam, ma'am, polite, politeness, address, addressed, call, called, name, names, title, titles, old age, middle age, middle aged, shock, shocked, shocking, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, feel old, feeling old
"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
Tags:always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, demonic, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
"I would like to speak to my representative concerning pigeons."
Tags:lady liberty, liberty, statue of liberty, pigeon, pigeons, representative, representatives, concern, concerns, concerning, concerned, national monument, national monuments, litter, littering, litters, littered, pooping, pooped, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, customer service, customer services, call, called, calling, calls, national symbol, national symbols, cleanliness, janitorial services
"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"
"What are you wearing? Pant... pant...!
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, called, men, man, wear, wears, wearing, wore, left unattended, leave hanging, left hanging, leaves hanging, leaving hanging, pant, pants, panting, panted, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversed, converses, telephone, telephones, telephoned, telephoning
'Get back to me as soon as possible.. I'm sitting on a pile of money.'
'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'
'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'
Executive Asks Death To Wait
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, self important, important, importance, workaholic, work addiction, work-a-holic, overworked, overwork, wait, waiting, finger up, hold a finger up, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, called, calls, phone call, phonecall, one second, delay, delayed, delays, delaying, fate, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate, big business, boss, manager, managers, management, perspective
'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'