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"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
"I believe that's a Montessori school."
"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
Surfer and the Whale
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"Mind the whale, dear."
'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'
"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."
"But it's a wet heat."
Tags:wet heat, fish, fishes, marine animal, marine animals, sea life, sea animal, sea animals, marine life, smalltalk, small talk, small-talk, politeness, chit chat, chit-chat, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, weathermen, weatherman, wet heats, climate, climates, humid, humidity
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
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"Here's a question. If we have no brain and no sense of reasoning how are we having this conversation?"
'Lets put a seal on the deal.'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"Can you make that with your nose?"
'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'
Whale Shark Love
Whale Shark Thoughts...
"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."
Puffer fish balloon vendor
"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."
Tags:scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba diving, diver, divers, diving, dive, dives, scuba dive, scuba dives, fish, fishes, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, tourist, tourists, show, shows, predator, predators, prey, preys, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, food chain, food chains
How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...
"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."
"Nothing but net."
"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."