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'Look, it left a note! It says it recently found out it was adopted and took off in search of it's real parents!'
Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.
"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
Adopt a Desert
"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"
ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY, 'I'd love to, but I live in a very small apartment.'
'Instead of children, maybe we could adopt a HIGHWAY.'
Driver in road construction zone sees a sign: 'Adopt-a-Detour'
Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.
"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"
"It's the highway we gave up for adoption. It wants to reconnect."
"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"